Calling All Pirates

Those who are so-inclined may now take a Twilight Cruise . No, not a cruise into the twilight - that's what Eskimos give their grandpar...

Thanks For Clearing That Up

MTV Shows It has been officially revealed that the Bruno/Eminem close encounter during the MTV Movie Awards was staged . I was in total sus...

BLACK BALLET FLATS

I find it interesting that I see as many pairs of black ballet flats for women out and about in the stores as well as on many pairs of rapi...

That Explains It

I always wondered what certain starlets' fascination was with Red Bull. Now I know .

Lucky Chinese

The Chinese government has elected to block numerous popular social networking sites ahead of the anniversary of Tiananmen Square, includin...

Conan O'Brien Is On An Hour Earlier Now

Conan O'Brien is now on an hour earlier...and that's still too late for me to stay up and watch. Thank goodness there's an inte...

See, She's Normal

Suri Cruise is completely normal. She eats giant chocolate croissants and smears the shit all over her face. And peers suspiciously throug...

Okay That Was Abrupt

Without consultation or warning my non-paid gig at The Dirty Disher was terminated, leaving me momentarily adrift in the blogging wilderness...

What a tease...

Today I'm feeling giant fabric flowers. Bought one a few weeks back at H&M and I've been wearing it in every way possible. Just ...

Daddy Lohan: I Didn't Threaten to Kill My Fiancée

Leave it to the Lohans. Is it because Lindsay is surprisingly silent these past weeks that Dad Michael has to pinch hit for her to keep fee...